Friday, February 25, 2011

Homonym Poem

Today, I want you write a poem that uses two words that sound alike but have different meanings. Remember, a total of 30 lines, but any form that you like. You may use one predominate homonym or several. It is up to you. Good Luck.

47 comments:

  1. There once was a mean king named Barry
    Who spent his time eating fresh berries.
    Over his kingdom he reigned,
    In sunshine, snow, or rain.
    One day a man came
    Who was stricken lame.
    The man hobbled to the moat,
    From where up in the king’s tower he looked like a mote.
    This man let out a ferocious wail,
    So loud that the king dropped his pail down the well.
    The king cried out:“be quite you please”
    But that did nothing to stop the man’s pleas.
    The cripple finally did stop, and then started to discuss
    While the king made a loud sound of disgust.
    The cripple did say: “Please oh please give me a berry”
    The king said: “Why? For they are all buried”
    “That’s a lie! For I am sick” cried the cripple, “And if I eat one I will be made whole”
    “Ha-ha!” the king replied, “I’d rather punch in your stomach: a hole!”
    “What good is it for me if you are healed?” I could do more with my berries.”
    Said the mean king named Barry.
    The man then looked up, and then with tears in his eyes
    Spoke these sad words, “ Please sir you should see that I
    Have traveled far staying at many hostels,
    And have suffered the laugher of many hostiles.
    Please oh great king please just one be it a blueberry, a strawberry, or even a pear,
    I am not even asking for a pair.”
    The cripple had spoken and those words started to pare
    At the kings mean heart.
    So the king jumped on his horse which he called hart,
    And he rode out to the cripple
    Which he later learned had the last name of Whipple.
    He gave him a berry and watched him heal
    He’ll do even more acts of kindness now,
    And he won’t even take a bow.
    Because of the cripple the king was changed and forever will not be the same.
    --Peter G.

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  2. Mother, mother, look at me.
    I am ever so sick, can’t you see?!
    My throat, my throat, it burns.
    I try to sleep but just toss and turn!

    Mother, mother, call the doc!
    Good thing we’ve got medicine in stock.
    Please, oh please, make me some stew,
    Because I’ve got a nasty case of the flu.

    She looked at me. In her eyes I saw the fright!
    She suddenly screamed, “We’ve got a flight!”
    The thought suddenly came upon me,
    Our plane leaves at three!

    To visit our family we were off to go.
    Oh no, oh no, oh no!
    I couldn’t possibly get on a plane like this
    I’ve got a fever one couldn’t miss!

    Mom called the airport,
    To see if our tickets we could abort.
    But the answer remained a no.
    We grabbed our suitcases and went out the door real slow.

    I looked at mom and said that this plan
    Would definitely require a trash can.
    She handed me one
    And sarcastically added, “Have fun.”

    We boarded the plane and I was feeling worse.
    I desperately needed a nurse.
    The flight attendant gave me some tea
    I soon slipped into a sleeping daze, whoopee.

    I dreamed of beaches,
    And tropical dinners served with fresh peaches.
    The serenity of the scene
    Had such a relaxing mean.

    My eyelids slowly rose
    And I was reminded of my runny nose.
    I heard the pilot’s voice come over the speaker and say,
    “Welcome to L.A.”

    So, you see my friends,
    This is my message to you,
    About how I flew with the flu.

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  3. The Hair of a Hare

    Take lots of care
    Of your precious hair.
    'cause No one knows
    How long it will be there.

    A little hare as white as snow
    The chills creep in when the wind blow

    Dead skin cells arise from below.
    The hair is the same from your head to your toe.

    Hares are Innocent baby creatures.
    They brace so many extraordinary features.

    Black, brown, red, and gold,
    Hair is worth nothing when it’s sold.

    Pretty Prancing and pouncing
    Baby hares are always bouncing.

    Stringy, sheer, straight or frizzy
    Too long of hair would make you dizzy.

    A hare’s poufy tail
    Is a bit smaller than a whale
    But if you stay close to the trail
    You're sure to find a simple female

    Hair grows long and hair grows short
    Each strand from a different sort.

    Most hare live on the floor
    Of the forest.
    Surrounded by decor
    You’d get from the florist.

    Flowing gracefully from the head,
    My hair is usually wet when in bed.

    Hares grow from young to old.
    Living through summer and the cold.

    The hair of a hare will always belong.
    Until the day, the day it is gone.

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  4. When you hold a horse by the rein,
    You feel like you reign,
    But you can’t control the weather,
    Or whether it’s going to rain.

    Before you write something, wait.
    Determine the weight of the situation,
    Then see if it is right.

    If you’re going up the stair,
    Don’t stop to stare
    At a hare with no hair.
    They can’t bear being bare.

    Giving someone a piece of your mind
    Doesn’t give you peace of mind.

    Dear reader, if you heard something,
    It probably wasn’t a herd,
    Especially one of deer.
    Not many live here,
    And they are hard to hear.

    If you’ve ever been on a cruise,
    You know there is no need to knead.
    The crews do it for you.

    I’d like to buy a phial.
    It’s in the other aisle.
    By the way, it’d be fine if you fined me,
    If you can find the correct file.
    I’m glad there’s a sale.
    Well bye,
    I’m going to sail
    To a desert isle.

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  5. Dear mother,
    Just the other day I saw a deer
    Oh that deer was so dear
    It was small and skinny and could hardly walk
    This deer was joined by another, both young and foolish
    The two deer grazed and grazed, but there were no others
    Dear mother I wonder if those deer had wandered
    And lost the rest of the deer
    I started to worry
    That these poor, poor deer would never find their way back
    This pulled the strings of my heart
    I called my dear friend, bless her heart
    And she told me she too saw the deer
    And she said
    “Oh dear, oh dear what should we do?”
    “Those poor baby deer will surely die,” I replied
    “We can find the other deer of the pack and then lead them back.”
    “No, we could wander for hours with no success.”
    We sat there and wondered what should we do
    Those deer need our help and we didn’t know what to do
    With no ideas coming we thought and we thought
    When suddenly
    We saw something move in the bushes
    Behind those dear deer
    We were worried for those dear deer
    What if there was a mountain lion behind those bushes
    Would this be the end of those young deer’s lives?
    Just when we thought all hope was lost, the deer’s mother came out of that bush
    The dear mother of those baby deer had finally found them
    The deer went off and pranced away
    The deer would live to see another dear day

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  6. Fruits veggies grains and meats
    A year filled with sweet treats

    Oh boy I wish that was mild
    For I am but a child

    Breakfast lunch and dinner too
    With no homework there’s so much to do

    If only there was some apple pie
    I wish I could learn to fly

    Meaty sauce stained my shirt
    Ow! Mommy I got hurt

    Mouths watering from all that food
    Always in a happy mood

    Taste buds excited for ice cream Sundays
    School’s a breeze Mondays through Fridays

    So many options for what to eat
    Build a for with a single sheet

    That feeling I get when I’m full
    Nothing in my life could ever be dull

    So many recipes I could make
    I didn’t know glass could break!

    What in the world was on that trout?
    Now I sit in the corner and pout

    How many fruits can you see?
    Obviously the world revolves around me

    My stomach’s so big it makes a dome
    The one place I’m always welcome is home

    So many meals that I ate
    Loving life while I am eight

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  7. Confusing Homonyms

    “Did I write this right?”
    Said the little boy.
    “Hey! You’re not allowed to shout aloud,”
    Responded the girl sitting next to him.
    The classroom was silent, listening to them argue.
    Suddenly, a knock at the door echoed through the room.
    A tall woman munching on a carrot
    Wearing a 24-carat diamond ring walked in.
    “Hi little ones! I’m Jamie’s aunt.”
    Shouted the woman.
    Jamie then responded,
    “Aunt, there’s an ant on you! EW!”
    The tall woman merely brushed her shoulder.
    “And how many carrots have you had?”
    said Jamie, snobbishly.
    Her aunt responded, “I’ve ate eight.”
    Meanwhile, the teacher was becoming angry.
    There was a lack of focus in the room.
    “Kids, you should do the homework that’s due tomorrow,” she said.
    “What’s the homework?”
    Shouted a small student.
    The teacher replied peacefully,
    “To draw a flour flower.”
    “A flower flour flower fluh huh?” said Jamie.
    “A flower made out of flour,”
    responded the teacher.
    A little voice said,
    “This class is so confusing.”

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  8. Pair means two, like you and me.
    A pear is a fruit that grows on a tree.

    A bear is tall and very proud.
    Bare means there is nothing on the ground.

    Beats can help us move our feet.
    Beets are what some like to eat.

    A ceiling is also called a roof.
    Sealing things makes them leak-proof.

    A doe runs fast, on feet so light.
    Dough turns into bread we eat at night.

    Faux is something that is fake.
    Foe is someone we can't take.

    We use flour to make cake.
    You can find flowers around a lake.

    A gait determines something's speed.
    A gate keeps in your noble steed.

    A horse can gallop wild and free.
    A hoarse voice makes you sound sickly.

    Night is when the sun goes down.
    In medieval times you'd always have the knights in town.

    A mouse has antlers, big and tough.
    Mousse is a treat that looks like fluff.

    One is single, so just you.
    Won means you beat number two.

    A pause is when one quickly stops.
    Paws help our pets hop, hop, hop.

    A rose is small and usually red.
    Rows of garden tools fill the shed.

    When two or more words sound the same
    You have homonyms to blame.

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  9. I don’t care whether I make it or not
    Because I hate this snowy weather

    I can barely breathe in this air
    There err I’ve made is much to big

    I don’t know if I’ll make it to
    The beautiful, paradise isle

    I’m not sure, but I think my aunt
    Just ate a sandwich with ants

    That large boar just crossed the road
    Watching it was quite a bore

    As we made it to the base of the mountain
    My friend played a tune on his bass

    I couldn’t step on the brake pedal
    Now I know my car will break

    I can’t believe it cost me 41 cents
    Just to get my letter sent

    While I was standing by the door
    My friend came to say good-bye

    While I ate my cereal for breakfast
    I watched the serial killer on the news

    As I walked to put my feet in the creek
    I stepped on a stick and it made a creak

    I decided to close the closet door
    After I bought new clothes

    I rode across the lake on a ferry
    Just to see a beautiful fairy

    The teacher decided to lessen the homework
    Because the lesson was too hard

    I’m so happy to finally meet
    Another person who doesn’t eat meat

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  10. Sun or Son

    Shining brightly
    yellow and gold
    rays of light falling
    too hot to hold

    Shining brightly
    always, in your eyes
    you may hold too tightly
    he'll be your boy forever

    Stinging your eyes
    if you look for a moment too long
    Staring up at the skies
    and the heavens up above

    The tears you will cry
    due to this unbreakable bond
    Because of a little white lie
    the first that he's told

    Giving life to the greens
    from the very beginning
    Creating beautiful scenes
    for only us to enjoy

    Giving life to a child
    Infinate love and protection
    The feelings you endure far from mild
    You would walk through fire

    The sting in your eye
    From that little white lie
    The sun in your face
    You son filling up your hearts space
    Sun causing life to live
    His life to him you will give
    Both important to day to day life
    Physical or emotional
    My guess is if you had to decide
    You would choose your son over the sun.

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  11. Morn Mourn

    Because of death
    We all do mourn
    I ignore, in disbelief
    It does not leave
    Darkness falls
    I pray
    The sun sets
    Our lives change
    The way is not easy
    Coping is learned
    It still is hard
    I pray
    The night darkens
    I feel alone
    Questions fill my head
    Why me?
    Why now?
    I pray
    Lord answer my prayer
    Still it is hard
    The night darkens
    Still more alone
    I mourn
    I pray
    Night is Darkest before a new day
    The morn will come
    The sun will shine again
    I am not alone
    The sun shines brighter in a new day
    Life is good

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  12. Which Witch?


    “Which witch did it?
    Which one robbed you and gave you a hit?”

    The police line up was crazy
    I couldn’t remember which one, that night was hazy

    It happened a while ago, at least a few days
    But once I was hit, it all became a daze

    But I saw her take my carrots
    And my necklace of 24 karats

    Then I was hit
    And she left with all of it

    But wait, my memory is lightening
    Oh yes! That night it was raining with lightning!

    It’s all coming back
    The witch was tall like Shaq

    So I looked through the line up
    Each one close up

    The first one was carrying a ball
    The second looks like she was about to bawl

    The third looked like a Knight
    She was not the criminal that night

    The fourth’s hat looked gnawed
    And the fifth one just gave me a nod

    None of these are her
    Of this I am sure

    But then I saw two more come in
    Neither of them had a grin

    They were both tall
    And stared down us all

    But which witch was it?
    Which one gave me that hit?

    The first one had torn up clothes
    When I looked at her up close

    But when I looked at the second one
    I knew I had won

    She was my attacker
    It was definitely her

    So they took her to her cell
    And I felt well

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  13. Week to Weak

    Sunday is the day when the weekend fun ends,
    And tired is the only feeling after two nights with friends.

    Monday brings school, sports, and maybe a test.
    It takes all a person has to get out of bed and give it their best.

    Tuesday, you’re getting in to the swing of things,
    But still struggling with the drowsiness that lack of sleep brings.

    Wednesday is the day you’re stuck in the middle,
    Antsy, bored, and trying not to fiddle.

    Thursday brings hope with the weekend near,
    But that dreaded test is sure to bring fear.

    Friday, Friday is here at last!
    Time for a weekend that is sure to be a blast.

    Saturday means sleeping until noon,
    But staying up late with friends to plan a summery June.

    Fun, sun, pools, and play.
    These long school days keep us looking forward to this summertime puree.

    School, sports, family, and friends,
    The busyness of life never seems to end.

    Sunday through Saturday is all a blur,
    Leaving no time to stop and think for sure.

    Rushing and rushing week to week,
    Leaves a person feeling weak.

    The busy weeks we’ve lead,
    During those school days,
    Keep us looking ahead,
    And the weakness away.

    Life is busy,
    But fun all the same.
    It is hard to find a balance,
    But we must to keep sane.

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  14. Poem 1
    Please don’t get high
    I know its just one try
    But one makes you fly
    And soon your life flies by

    All I need is a simple hi
    A hi to know that you’ll come home and try
    Lately it’s all been a lie
    Just stop the tears from when I cry

    Hi
    I know you feel up high
    But were all about to say goodbye
    “I’ll quit eventually” are no words to live by
    So be the good guy
    And tell me I’ll never have to worry again that you might die

    Poem 2
    I wish they knew how to keep peace
    I wish they knew how to use words instead of guns
    I wish they knew that killing someone won’t release
    I wish they knew how to protect our sons

    The soft look of a newborn baby
    The smell of a new flower
    The taste of your mom’s gravy
    The feeling of a brand new hour

    If only we all knew
    If only we all tried something new
    War is nothing new
    But that we already knew

    Poem 3
    They say I’m number one
    But if only I told them the truth
    Boy would they shun

    I guess I have won
    But what do medals mean?
    I don’t shine brighter then the sun

    I know that they love me
    But someday they will see
    The person I want to be

    I will be number one
    When I have fun
    I will have truly won
    When I don’t want to just run

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  15. There is a place that you may know
    Where little children pass around a ball
    As one plays another may trip and tumble
    And with tears in eyes they sit and bawl

    Skip ahead and see a forest there
    Wilted here and over there, bare
    A brown animal stumbling around
    Who is an actual grizzly bear

    A farmer looks to his crops
    And with a stick he wildly beats
    Because among the miles of crops
    Lay millions of red beets

    We look among all the hills
    A think that they are quite the beaut
    And then we watch the animals take off
    Among the crested butte


    The wind blows quite a bit
    Across the grass it blew
    Down below the grass is green
    And up above the sky is blue

    The mountains are filled
    With many large sized boulders
    And as the mountain grows
    It becomes all the more bolder.

    Animals walk around the wilderness
    Looking for food to pick and choose
    And when they find the perfect snack
    They sit with plenty of chews

    The leaves sit on the bark of the trees
    In a sense the trees clothes
    And because all is said and done
    It’s time for this poem to come to a close.

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  16. See and Sea

    Through your eyes,
    the world is yours,
    a portaits sense,
    sight on a soar,

    and through this view,
    everything you see,
    it’s all judgement,
    everybodies assumption to be,

    A life in blur,
    Can’t be real,
    These things you know,
    Are impressions you steal,

    So think of the world,
    Underneath the blue,
    This blanket of water,
    Holds more to be true,

    Deep in the murk,
    And beneath your feet,
    The life is beautiful,
    And it’s just a sea,

    Meet the fish,
    The whales,
    The shells,
    These things can’t be met,
    From where you can “tell”,

    So remember this view,
    a world from atop,
    a picture never understood,
    and sight never bought,

    This idea can’t escape,
    something a key,
    To a lesson in life,
    What you see from a sea.

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  17. Click, Click, Click
    I flip through the channels,
    Nothing is on.
    Clique, Clique, Clique,
    The gossip, the torture,
    The mean girls at school.
    Click, Click, Click,
    The flashlight is dead,
    In the dark I stand.
    My face grows tense.
    Clique, Clique, Clique,
    Harassment and tears,
    My eyes turn red with anger.
    Click, Click, Click
    The pen, open, closed,
    I begin to rattle with enmity.
    Clique, Clique, Clique,
    They talk behind my back,
    My frustration heightens.
    Click, Click, Click,
    My brother behind me,
    His tongue, annoying.
    My face a tomato,
    Reddened with rage.
    Clique, Clique, Clique,
    These girls, agitating,
    Steam billows from my ears.
    Click, Click, Click,
    The noise,
    The repetition,
    My head’s ‘bout to blow.
    The annoying click, clique,
    Has to stop now.

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  18. Course is a path, or layer of block.
    Coarse, of course, means rough, or tough, like a rock.
    Horse, can be a Stallion, or a Mare.
    Hoarse, is difficult to speak, if you dare.

    Mary, of course, is a female name.
    Merry, means happy, as in enjoying a game.
    Bear, is a mammal, which dumps in the woods.
    Bare, means naked, not wearing any goods.

    Touch, is the sense that is feel.
    Touché, is when you score with a steel.
    Morse, is a code, with dots and dashes.
    Moors are Arabians, with turbans and sashes.

    Sun is that big ball of flame in the sky.
    Son, a male progeny, a boy, or a guy.
    Dun is to pester, to collect on a bill.
    Done, means finished, with this offal swill!

    Scents are smells or aromas, to the nose.
    Cents are mere pennies, as you might suppose.
    Canvas is a fabric, of cotton, hemp, or jute.
    Canvass, to take a poll, like: “Ain’t she cute?”

    Meld, a verb, is to blend or combine, or mix.
    Meld, a noun, a score in cards, like two, four, or six.
    Herd is a word, for gathering cattle or sheep.
    Heard, means you listened, paid heed, not just asleep.

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  19. Among the pasture stood a small burro,
    He looks up, distracted from his hay,
    Life is simple, when living in this borough,
    Maybe another critter came to say hey,

    Out of the blue,
    Came a nearby horse,
    Trotting by as the wind blew,
    His hooves made a sound that was oh so hoarse,

    Then came a boar,
    Trying to find his way through a hole,
    He had to push and bore
    It was difficult, for his body was so whole,

    The air tangled a knot,
    Of animal fur,
    The wind blew it this way and that, whether it liked it or not,
    Until it got caught on a nearby fir,

    Ontop of the fur landed a buzzing bee,
    Because from far it seemed like a flower,
    What else could it be?
    Embrace the simple things of each and every hour,

    Serenity has reached it’s highest peak,
    It may seem simple, it may seem plain,
    But this life is glorious, take a peek,
    Without distractions, but you can’t get here by a plane,

    No matter if you’re rich or poor,
    Life is rythmic, like the swishing an animals tail,
    But, you can make your own choices, if you wish to soar,
    Write a perfect ending to your own tale.

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  20. Homonyms

    While paying a fare
    Over that new device
    The outcome’s not always fair
    So try and bargain the price

    The band of thieves listens
    To the sound of a lute
    Singing and dancing
    Over their haul of loot

    A spy infiltrates another land
    And in their affairs meddles
    And for such very daring actions
    Is awarded a bright shiny metal

    Slaving away
    The miner works day and night
    All this toil in the hopes
    Of a minor delight

    A moose catches a whiff
    Of a lovely smell
    The bliss of the mousse
    He is unable to quell


    The pain keeps on rising
    As he gathers his wits
    That single pane of glass
    Tore him to bits

    Patience is needed
    For doctors and nurses
    As patients can be angry
    And shout loathsome curses

    Peace is the goal
    Of many a fighter
    A piece of this action
    Portray many a writer

    These were all
    Each and every one
    A type of homonym
    Intended for fun

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  21. An aisle on an isle
    To, many would be the dream
    Place to have a wedding
    With a beach as the church
    And the waves for the sound
    An isle on an isle would really
    Be ideal

    When driving you need to use the brake
    Or it is you car that will brake
    To avoid one you need the other
    For the affect
    Has everything to do with the effect

    One that is bad is drinking too much beer
    It’ s brewed and fermented
    Making it addictive
    This can make you end up in a bier
    Which can destroy a brood

    In many movies there is a cache
    Of diamonds or gold
    Which would fetch a considerable sum of cash
    It is always the bad guys against the canon
    In a mind race
    And they often end up in the exchange of cannon
    And at the end there is normally a session
    Where certain parties have to make a cession
    Which sends a point and brings closure to the great race

    Bambi was a beloved deer
    Held in the hearts of many kids
    Until they grow up,
    Then he isn’t so dear

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  22. Bubble wrap is the best kind
    The way it pops, it blows my mind

    But Eminem, the way he writes a rap
    Like a beatnik, you want to snap

    So what's the difference
    It makes no sense

    There both insane
    How they entertain the brain

    Wrap and rap, they sound the same
    But which is the one that is less lame

    The first of the two
    Will really help you

    But a rap is from the heart
    A number one on the chart

    You can't put down a rapper
    Speaking words 'bout a kidnapper

    With their habitual cursing
    You hear them rehearsing

    Their hardcore version of music
    Is becoming a classic

    So what is wrap's side
    What does it provide

    A way to keep things protected
    It keeps them collected

    Whether bubble or saran
    Does this beat music from man

    The answer is no
    Wrap ain't got no show

    But a rap is remembered
    Not something forgotten

    The lyrics are law
    People quote them all

    This is music sung in the hall
    A trend that will never fall

    This music is great
    There is no debate

    You just can't compare
    Something so bare

    To that of something so great
    And as of late

    The raps have increased
    And the rappers have released

    More raps to be heard
    And more lines to be learned

    I'm NOT AFRAID to say
    That rappers have a way

    To make you get in line
    For their latest rhyme

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  23. The Cookies

    I am making cookies and rolling them into balls
    If I don’t have any soon I might begin to bawl

    I look to the directions and flour I need to add
    But flour I do not have have so I put up an ad

    Without the flour the cookies will be bare
    The only thing to eat them would be a bear

    For directions the cook book I will cite
    When they are baked and ready they will truly be a sight

    The oven tells they’re ready by sounding off a click
    When I pull them out they will be eaten by any clique

    With many colors they will be dyed
    One bite and you might just die

    With the flour I need they will no longer disgust
    By all the neighbors they will be discussed

    The taste will not be feint
    It may make you faint

    They will be doled out fair
    Some might even use them as fare

    The ingredients are anything but faux
    For their goodness will erase all foes

    All important is the flower
    For it makes the cookies as beautiful as flowers

    With the baking of these cookies I will forego
    They will be so delicious no one will be able to forgo

    These disks of heaven will be gnawed
    From everyone I will receive a nod

    These cookies will be so good they will truly heal
    So good no one will squash them with their heel

    With my hands the dough I will knead
    A cookie so delicious it is something everyone will need

    When offering one I will never hear a no
    A treat for generations people will know

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  24. An heir to the throne receives it all
    Without hard labor or work
    No prior experience or a fall
    Receiving it all with a samirk

    He is ignorant of the people
    Of all the children starving
    Praying at the steeple
    For bread worth carving

    He is ungrateful and undeserving
    Not aware of how good he has it
    No time or effort spent serving
    Not until his kingdom is split

    He loses it all
    Everything his father worked for
    A monumental fall
    He is left with nothing more

    Air is always around us
    Always there to fill our need
    To life it's a must
    But we never give it heed

    We can't see or hear air
    Sustaining our lives
    But it's always there
    Allowing us to strive

    Not until it's gone
    Or turned toxic to breath
    We keep on going on
    Unaware of lingering death

    We are like the heir
    Not grateful for what we recieve
    For the luxury of air
    Not until it leaves

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  25. If you are waiting for a shipment
    Then take a peer
    Down the pier
    Then if you would
    Take a stroll down to pick up your wood
    And if you get a splinter
    To repair your ail
    Go to the pub and get a glass of ale
    But that may not be allowed
    In not then scream aloud
    And if someone says hey
    Tell them to eat hay
    He’ll think you weird
    When you kick him in the heel
    But he will soon heal
    Then he will continue to the bazaar
    Though he might think that it is a bit bizarre
    He will still be thinking
    When he is stung by a bee
    The sting was on his right hand
    So he can no longer write
    Then he won’t be able to gain his rite
    Then he will climb a Beech tree
    From where he can see the beach
    But the bough will snap
    And he will make a bow
    He would almost bore
    Then he saw a boar
    That does not bode well for the boar
    Because his bow will soon be bowed.

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  27. While having a picnic with my aunt,
    I came across a peculiarly large ant.

    We were by a large creek,
    But even over the loud roaring waters I could hear this ant creak,

    I imagined sometime in his ant land there were brawls
    And this ant I named Xander was never near to any de-feat,
    Partly because of his oh so very large feet.

    Even matched up against the nastiest of bugs the flea,
    I know Xander wouldn’t even think to flee,

    In the ant world I’m sure Xander is known as a valiant knight,
    Fighting all the evil day to night,

    As the evil population lessens,
    Xander is teaching all the young ant men most valuable lessons,

    As he was indulging in his daily meat,
    The most evil of creatures he just happened to meet.

    The cockroach name was Mr. Pain,
    He got it when he was in much pain
    After being thrown against a sharp window pane.

    Now Mr. Pain seemed very plain,
    Until he started to sprint towards Xander on the flat plane,

    He tried to disturb the peace,
    By running at Xander with a glass piece,

    Xander, fast as could ran circles around Mr. Pain in the shape of a ring,
    Until the opportunity arose to jump on his back and begin to wring,

    Mr. Pain began to seem,
    As if he were about to burst at the seam!

    In pain he began to wail,
    Louder than a killer whale,

    Xander saw how Mr. Pain was weak,
    And released him… But Mr. Pain promised he’d be back for a rematch in a week.

    Xander is the best in all the land and no one can get in his way,
    Even if it is a mean cockroach who is too heavy to weigh.

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  28. Pain/Pane

    Pain makes me insane
    I want it to go away

    It's too hard for me

    To see you leave
    I don't want to see things change

    I can't believe
    That I couldn't see

    How much pain this causes me

    I pray that this thing called pain
    Is unique to me

    I can't stand to see
    The pain in those beside me

    I wish I could take it all

    Take it all and put it on me
    Away from those who don't deserve it

    This is like a window pane
    Through which we can see

    See into another mind, another heart

    And see the pain they really feel
    To see through the window of the soul

    When I hurt, I look out my window pane
    It lets me see there's more

    More than what I feel

    And know that when I hurt
    There are others worse just outside my window pane

    Through the window pane
    Others see my pain

    When otherwise impossible

    I open up and show myself
    What I feel inside

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  29. A blank canvas sits, empty and plain
    A platform so basic, nothing to gain.

    Besides the beauty of an artistic hand,
    The cloth sits alone, insipid, bland.

    If one were to canvass this lone piece of weave,
    Quality and virtue would be present, not to deceive.

    For history has marked this once dull piece of art,
    Creating appeal for one with a pure heart.

    A thorough canvass of this would reveal quite a lot,
    That of honor and passion that many have forgot.

    Its twine is capable of holding such emotion,
    Displaying wonder and action as well as much devotion.

    Colors are capable of seeping in slowly,
    Absorbing the essence of something so holy.

    If a simple artist approaches he may gain less appeal,
    For this canvas holds such potential and enduring will.

    The fibers within contain a genuine essence.
    Creating artwork radiating with luminescence.

    These divine qualities are not on the surface,
    One must engage with in this canvas, gently with grace.

    When the right artist engrosses in such admirable work,
    The beauty becomes equivalent to that of a cirque.

    Wishes and dreams are reflected through cloth,
    Constructing an impact, an impression of swath.

    Imagination truly brings this canvas to life,
    Lacking troubles or pressure, absent of strife.

    With attitudes: endearing and captivating,
    The substances within may come alive, blazing.

    But this fire of the canvas would be absent, forgotten
    If it weren’t for an insight, accused of such enlightening arson.

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  30. I find that days
    Cause me to daze,

    Especially in class when I am bored
    And just staring at the board.

    You surely must know
    That I have no idea of what is happening.

    But I am at peace,
    Sometimes eating a piece of pie.

    Sometimes I am on a plane,
    Going to a far-away plain
    That has nice weather,
    Making it hard to decide whether
    to go back or to stay.

    I know it would be right
    To come back and write.

    It’s just too early in the week,
    And I am weak from the temptations of vacation.

    And then I snap out of it,
    When you say I could dream of knights,
    When I go home at night.

    But she does know the scene
    I have seen in my trance,
    Where the wind blew
    And the sky was blue.

    The sun shone so bright and hot,
    And in my dream I was shown
    A course that had to be chosen
    But each one was coarse.

    And then I realized I had
    Fallen asleep thinking about
    The confusing homonyms
    I had to use in English class.

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  31. Seize the Seas!
    The beautiful scenery surrounding you,
    I ask if you can sense it too?

    You say that you just love those seas!
    “Who all sees?” You ask me.

    I look at the water by the shore,
    Wishing to see much more.

    “Seize the seas!” You shout
    Wanting to, no doubt.

    Taking this scene would be a crime,
    Finding a way to would be prime.

    Smelling the water through my nose,
    It’s quite amazing as everyone knows.

    My head fills with the amazing aroma
    That would send some into a coma.

    The bright sunshine on my face,
    So happy to be in this place.

    Loving every minute of this,
    Gives me pure bliss.

    I breathe it in as everyone knows,
    Filling the space in my nose.

    To strangers passing by I call out a “Hi”
    The temperatures rising to be very high!

    Temperatures benefiting my skin,
    And warming the fish’s fin!

    That’s all thanks to the sun,
    Which is better than anyone’s son!

    The beautiful seas seen by all,
    Are also known by all.

    Seizing this scene would be done by a foe,
    This, however, even I would know.

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  32. the aisle is too small for 12 people to walk down
    i think i'll have to slow down
    i wish i was on the beautiful Jamaican isle

    so now i'm not allowed to take pictures
    wow did I really say that aloud?

    I blew away the feathers
    but now my room is cold and blue

    I would really like to vacation to Chile
    But I really want chili for dinner
    why does it have to be so chilly in Colorado?

    I have to many sources to cite
    all the words will be out of sight
    i better pick a new grammar site

    I have been on this island for 500 days
    the sight of food has become a daze

    In class we discussed spiders
    I sat there in disgust for 30 minutes

    I sent the science facts to her
    The only way i could was through a fax machine

    I would really like a non faux fir jacket
    But I know that I will then become an animal lovers foe

    As I walk down the long and narrow hall
    I remember I had to haul the boxes

    He'll never let me climb the mountain
    But i could climb the hill

    I screamed while riding the horse
    I was so lud my voice became hoarse

    I've been sitting here for about an hour
    I knew that our safety depended on us

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  33. The Airy Aerie
    by Joe Redmond

    [Aerie—the lofty nest of a bird of prey]

    The wind at my back, its shadow in my sky,
    Little chirps for her attention they vie.
    And here I am, sitting on the straw,
    Being invisible at the mercy of her claw.

    I care about my companion so much;
    To her heart my hands clutch.
    And while we sit within this deathly aerie,
    Do her death she becomes unwary.

    Dangling above this ominous abyss,
    All I e’er wanted was good night’s kiss.
    The wind at our back, turning good men numb.
    But in the end even the best men succumb.

    Now the bird of prey is circling above.
    What is the true meaning of this word “love”?
    Its definition has escaped me,
    Her body falling from this giant oak tree.

    Why did I make her fall from above?
    All I intended was a playful shove.
    And now my heart I must forgive
    For that moment I will not relive.

    But in the end it’s all the same;
    Always and forever seen as a game.
    Now the predator has come to feed
    My life to her I shall not concede.

    Her changelings scream for a bloody feast!
    Oh how will I appease the beast?
    Desperate, lonely and confused,
    My and mine’s fate shall be fused.


    Off the edge of bristled tendril
    I see my life is in grave peril.
    Away from the aerie, into the air,
    I wondered who might really care.

    The wind in my face, restless charade,
    My fear slowly began to fade.
    And here I am, falling in free,
    No one had I loved but she.

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  34. See to Sea

    One sees what is around them
    Although shielded from every side
    The sea is what connects us all
    From evening to high tide

    No one can possibly know
    What another is thinking too
    Just as I cannot understand
    Why some things happen to be true

    John Lennon said
    The more I see the less I know for sure
    And though confusing
    Life is less of a bore

    I think my smartest moment
    Was when I realized I don’t know
    And in accepting it
    A web of knowledge my mind began to sew

    I see the sea
    And at comfort I will be

    The water laps at my toes
    And for some odd reason
    I’m suddenly froze

    It all makes sense
    I realize
    As someone is by the sea
    Viewing life with their own eyes

    Sun to sun
    Sky to sky
    Yours is mine
    I promptly cry

    In the midst of difference
    See to sea
    Is what I sense

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  35. See(ea)

    Making waves across the world,
    Caused by the wind's constant swirl.

    Cause of such fun and joy,
    Not such a gentle, children's toy.

    Dangers lurk in murky waters,
    There are reasons for the ocean's spotters.

    Oceans can't be taken lightly,
    As death and sorrow happens nightly.

    At the hands of this majestic beast,
    Don't disrespect it at the least.

    With sight comes color, shapes and faces,
    Lets us view countless places.

    A remarkable gift, a great joy,
    Not well-recognized by little boys.

    Although there are many conceivable pros,
    Some consequences cause great woes.

    Sight leads to action, which turns into words,
    Roots of such phrases as "Dork" or "Nerds".

    These words are dark, harsh and shallow,
    Sight is really something that should be hallowed.

    Both given people's love and affection,
    Sometimes they can't make the connection.

    See and Sea, one in the same,
    For much pain they are to blame.

    These things aren't always the way they seem,
    Their consequences fade into dreams.

    When crossing the path of these sacred creations,
    One mustn't forget their role in lamentations.

    These things we must not forget,
    They are no school's classroom pet.

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  36. I heard a herd

    While in the mountains
    I saw a heard of elk
    Grazing outside my cabin
    I went to watch them

    I walked up to one
    But it was not friendly
    I got too close
    The elk came to attack

    I ran as fast as I could
    All the way back
    Into my cabin and locked the door
    Ran up the stairs

    Going to hide
    There was a loud noise
    The elk had broken into my cabin
    Coming for my demise

    It bounded into the kitchen
    And then around the living room
    It climbed up the stairs
    Towards my hiding place

    It was coming nearer
    So I had to be prepared
    I looked for something to use
    In self defense

    I found a log
    And held it high
    Ready to hit
    Whatever went by

    As I peered around the corner
    And elk I did not see
    For when I thought I heard an elk,
    It was a bear that was very hungry

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  37. Pane(ain)

    Pain
    Breaking all the barriers to get inside
    Releasing power and strength when it finally hits
    No more being strong for yourself
    For once in a while, you are forced to quit
    Pain
    Cuts deep inside your once strong self
    Tearing you apart
    Hard to deal with no matter what
    Starts with your soal and ends with your heart
    Pain
    Once feeble and down, it cuts some more
    The want for giving up is near
    But once the pain comes, it soon will begone
    Away with those now forgotten tears
    Pane
    Holding up the feeble
    A foundation for the weak
    Trying as best as it can
    To stand without a leak
    Pane
    Powerfully build to withstand the weather
    To keep glass protected
    Any form of threat to the stronghold
    Will quickly be deflected
    Pane
    Although something might slip by
    And break its precious treasure
    The window pain still stands strong
    Power without measure
    Pain(ane)
    Its always nice to have someone strong
    Whenever we feel the ripping pain
    To be there for us when we are weak
    And help us up again
    Pane(ain)
    Someone to stand and protect
    When we are at our worst
    Even though the pain still seeps in
    It will stand there first

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  38. There once was a kid named jerry
    And he didn’t know about homonyms
    So while I wrote this poem
    I fed the basics to him
    A horse is an animal that’s sort of tall
    Hoarse is a word for not speaking at all
    A chute is a tunnel where you throw things with vigor
    To shoot is to fire a gun with a trigger
    A band is a group that makes pretty sound
    Banned is when something can not go around
    Him is a pronoun for a male being
    A hymn is a song often with a choir leading
    Aerie is the place where an eagle lives
    Airy is a word for the space something gives
    Common sense is the thing you have in your brain
    Common cents are like pennies or silver dollars from Spain
    The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
    But a son is a child, a guy not a lass
    Bawled is the past tense of tears that have been cried
    Bald is when there is no hair to be spied
    Cached is when something is hidden away
    But cash is used as currency to pay
    To wear something is to clothe yourself in it
    But where something is, that’s totally different
    A ceiling is flat but much like a roof
    To seal something is much less aloof
    A seer is a prophet who makes good predictions
    To sear is to scorch which could cause many afflictions
    To coax is to persuade which can require you to think
    But cokes refers to more than one soft drink
    Hours are rather long measures of time
    Ours is possessive and it happens to rhyme
    A mall is a place in which you can shop
    To maul with your teeth is to mangle or chop
    And now comes the end, the ones that are there
    They’re very interesting, their time-weathered hair.

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  39. I just got a call from an unexpected caller
    I hope it’s a person returning my cat’s collar
    It’s very important to me
    Because of its special design
    The tag is shaped as a carrot
    It is made from a karat of gold
    It was given to me because my cat is an heir of the throne,
    The problem is, the gold cannot touch polluted air
    This is because the basal of the gold
    Is made out of basil
    Which will start to dry out
    And will end up looking like a dried out witch
    You see, many would spend their fortunes to buy this collar
    Which is why I would hate to say good bye
    Some offer to spend a thousand coins
    At every quoin that I go to
    I take this as a compliment
    Although I know the collar would never complement their cat as well as mine
    The collar also pictures a cymbal
    Which is a symbol of the family’s musical background
    I have discussed to many
    Of my disgust to what has happened
    I need to find this
    And hopefully they are fined for stealing!
    The fact is that the caller was not calling to return my collar
    But, on the bright side, I did get a fax saying the collar was found
    Phew!
    There are few moments like this
    I just hope that this collar is not faux
    Or else I will have a new foe

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  40. Things-to-dew and Things-not-to-due

    When things are way over due
    Like library books,
    Bills,
    Maybe a rented canoe,

    We stress out,
    Start to pout,
    And never even notice the morning dew.

    We forget the simplest things
    Like smiling,
    Loving,
    And the bird that sings.

    Straining ourselves to finish what is past its due date,
    And constantly hyperventilating, that gosh forbid I’m 5 minutes late.
    And never even noticing the morning dew.

    The dew glistens with the rise of the sun,
    Poise so perky on all in sight,
    Nourishing all it touches,
    Keeping alive life’s constant hum.

    But then all is disturbed.
    Tomorrow’s history project hysteria couldn’t be curbed.
    And never even noticing the morning dew.

    It’s always there just like coffee,
    A beautiful twinkle once the sun hits its drops.
    The dew so pristine, the world silent and still.
    A ‘need to be savored’ moment of life, just like toffee.

    What is really due…
    I bet you don’t have it written down,
    Not penciled in a planner,
    It is for you to notice the morning dew.

    Don’t get so frazzled
    Glance at the water drops of serenity and prepare to be dazzled
    Try something new, look at the morning dew.

    Because often we mix up
    Things-to-do
    And things that we must dew

    For dew is joy,
    Happiness,
    The simple bliss of everyday

    And due is overrated,
    Nerve racking,
    And certainly should never stay.

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  41. A ball is what i use to play
    and bawl is what i do on a bad day

    Chews is how you break up your food
    and we each choose our own mood

    Chili is my favorite dish
    And to never be chilly would b my greatest wish

    I have so many clothes
    That its impposible to close my door even if I choose.

    My best friend gose to Cherry Creek
    She says its so old all the floor boards creak

    My faviorite movie is about a deer
    Oh Bambi you are so dear

    My fathers profession is a doc
    His office is right near the dock

    I know a girl who thinks shes a fairy
    And each day she travels by ferry.

    In biology class while learning about genes
    I took notes on my brand new jeans

    I stepped on a tack and have pain in my heel
    I hope that it will soon heal

    Every good baker must knead
    To recieve the praise he does need.

    Barbara Streisand knows
    That her singing would be affected if she fixed her nose

    An hard working maid
    Will not rest till each bed is made

    Now that I have won the race
    I am gonna be careful not to act like number one

    Whether you believe me or not
    This poem had nothing to do with the weather.

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  42. Merry can describe St. Nick
    To marry pledges to one person you will stick

    It is miners who search for gold
    Minor is nothing that needed be uphold

    Mood is a state of emotion
    Mooed was the action of a cow with a notion

    It is often muscles that attract
    However mussels are a food you must extract

    Winter fruit brings a pear to mind
    But a pair of turtle doves is two of a kind

    There’s nothing like a puppy’s paw to help him keep pace
    Just looking at them gives me pause and brings a smile to my face

    Peace is a sign that hippies often flash
    For a piece of hot apple pie our whole family does dash

    The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain
    But when I fell on the plane I was in pain from the sprain

    Poor is a term that describes many of fellow
    Pouring a drink makes many feel mellow

    To find his small prey a hawk flies low
    Sundays sees worshipers who pray for their foe

    Quaddafi’s reigns is near a close
    Through the streets like rain the protest flows

    As the teacher read the embarrassing line
    Her eyes burned red as they stared into mine

    “Right!” The teacher hollered at the class of young men
    They bore down hard and tried to write with a pen

    The scene of the accident was a bloody mess
    I haven’t seen anything uglier, I must confess

    The man leaped from the building to sore the air
    He was sore all over, not a limb did he spare

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  43. The Whale's Wail

    Deep below depths known to man,
    Somewhere near the islands of Japan,

    A whale rumbles it ultrasonic wail,
    Whipping around its powerful tail.

    The whale is endangered, many know,
    Their numbers dwindling dangerously low.

    This is one sad fact of life,
    The whale's wail contains its timeless strife.

    Why do we continue to put these animals in danger?
    They live on our earth; they are no stranger.

    Everything we have bought, everything we have used,
    We dump some in the ocean, a resource abused.

    Time and time again we humans fail,
    And so we witness this in your sad, timeless wail.

    The beauty, the grace, the ease with which you move,
    To humanity, you should have nothing to prove.

    From the shores of Alaska to the seas of Japan,
    A whale's wail can be heard due to mistakes made by man.

    The water splashes,
    And a tail lashes,

    Oh the majesty of a whale,
    Written on its lazy tail.

    The cries, the wail, the wail of a whale,
    All can be heard in the gale of a sail.

    When out at sea, so close
    My heartbeat slows.

    With wind in my sail
    The wail eminates from the whale.

    A whale rumbles its ultrasonic wail
    Whipping around its powerful tail.

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  44. DWAG V DOG

    Ah the wonderful dog.
    A man’s best friend
    A man’s best friend, never frog nor a hog
    They can roll, run, camp or bend

    When they see your face there’s no time left to waste
    They greet you and meet you
    They jump and they bark, they run and they lick ,they really set the pace.
    And they look so innocent even after they take a huge poo.

    A dog is so loyal
    They’ll never leave your side
    Where a gerbil might squeak, and a snake might coil
    A dog will be there even if you’ve died

    There’s no beating a dog in mind or in spirit
    A dog will always beat out a cat or a rat
    If you’ve got sadness there’s no better way to cure it
    Even if you won’t always have the cleanest mat.

    But then there’s the dwag.
    Randy Jackson seems to like him
    Though to some he seems a hog.
    He can be totally G, or apparently a girl named kim

    The Dwag comes in many shapes and sizes
    He can Black, White Hispanic or Asian but I’m not sure about midgets.
    If you watch American idol, your sure to hear dwag all the time, it comes in many guises
    Yo yo dwag, wazup dwag, yo homie dwag, he says it all though he rarely fidgets

    To round it all up, a dog is a dog but never a dwag
    For a dwag is a person, and a dog is just not that
    Dogs are a man’s best friend, they almost never hog
    Dwags however won’t poop on your mat.

    So which will you take?
    A dwag, or a dog?

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  45. Night and Knight

    One night a man in armor rode in
    He had a sword in one hand and a shield in the other

    “It’s the Knight!” people shouted
    Look at how he sits on his horse

    This knight only visits once a month
    On the darkest night

    When all the starts are hiding
    And only the knight’s armor can be seen

    And when the stars are in the night sky
    The shiny knight knows to stay inside

    The knight and the night have a deal
    Only one can shine at one time

    The night intimidated the knight
    Only allowing him to come out once a month

    So now the great knight can only visit every 30 days
    And the night sky gets all the glory in between

    If the night ever shown bright
    And the knight came out of hiding at the same time

    There could be a great dual
    Between the Night and the Knight

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  46. Blue
    Deep and Strong
    Pure and Real
    Everywhere
    Blue
    The color of water and the sky
    Streching out everywhere
    Surrounding the world
    Filling empty space
    Blue
    The emotion felt by everyone
    The color visible to everyone
    Throughout the day,the blue comes in goes
    Is always there,
    But its not always right on the surface
    Blue is there
    It can't be held
    It can't be tasted
    But its there
    It is felt
    It is seen
    It is blue

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  47. there once was a man who was not allowed

    to speak in front of a crowd aloud

    the reason for this was quite simple

    the man had a very strange pimple

    hidden under his collar

    one day an anonymous caller

    called him and said

    I saw that pimple under your collar today

    And the man said back some words with dismay

    and these words were not the kindest I’d say

    In fact, they were worse, so bad to hear

    “those words the man said were never allowed here”

    so the man who saw the pimple shed a tear and said,

    “you will never be allowed, never be accepted,

    to have words leave your mouth, ever again”

    and so the man with the pimple under his collar,

    left and was never seen again.

    that one man won the medal of honor

    to him at least…

    he had said something that no other man had ever released

    One

    had

    won

    a look

    or peek

    at the peak

    of certain death

    every night he pray

    to never become the prey

    of those words that had left his mouth

    he would rather be raised up than razed down

    but the choice had already been made for the poor man

    hot lava was poured on the pore of the pimple of the man

    Mark Carlson

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